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Monday 1 December, 2008
 11:25 | 25/Nov/2007 |  7 Comment(s)
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Fried Fish

 

 

 


Imagine an iceberg the size of your neighborhood.  Imagine a smaller iceberg the size of your apartment.  Now look at the ice cube that you just popped into your whisky and soda or your cola.  Where did the ice go! Huh!


 


Walk down by the seaside and watch the waves ripple down the sand and on to your feet.  Feels nice isn’t it.  Now do you know where all the ice went.  Well, it hasn’t gone anywhere yet.  If you don’t watch the kind of fuel that you are guzzling driving down to office or to the multiplex around the corner or if you do not watch the odd lights that you left burning in the room that you just left or you know what I am coming to.


 


You got it!!!  It rained for millions of years sometime in 10000000000000000000 BC and lo and behold we got the oceans.  It took an ice age to freeze some of that water on the poles into ice bergs.  Before you can say Ramadin you will find that ice thawing into your drawing room straight from the seaside.


 


Get ready for waterworld!  Well don’t for a moment expect to grow gills out of your ears thinking that you could breathe under the water like a fish.  The fish that you fried for dinner yesterday is going to have the last laugh.....


I had in fact have a sibling who was very fond of fried fish.  I dunno if he still is :)


 


Have you ever heard of the Australian who ran a fancy restobar near the seaside.  This Australian was in the sea most of the time diving for exotic fish.  You guessed rite.  The fish landed most times on platters in his exotic restobar, fried and what have you.  One fine day he went missing.  I mean the Australian.  A fortnight later he was found fried to the bone in one of the forests nearby.  Guess what happened.  Australia is famous for its bush fires.  This forest nearby got lit and the state laid up huge helicopters to spray down water on the fire.  One of the helicopters sucked up this guy while he was diving for fish in the sea and sent him spinning down the forest right into the fire.  A nice sight he would be if you could serve him on a platter!


 


Phew!! Who wants to get fried!!!

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